Notes to Self

Field notes - to self:

No amount of excuses makes up for the fact you were, in fact, wrong.

Cooking is hard, but when someone eats it and likes it, you feel like you just won top-chef.

Cold oatmeal has the consistency of snot. Eat it warm.

Naturally curly does not mean maintenance free. It will take more than 10 minutes to get ready. Accept this.

1/8 a tank of gas goes faster than you think. The gas light means fill up.

Your bed isn't going anywhere. You can sleep later. Get up.

Vitamins work better when you take them more than 3 times a month.

Putting something you don't want to loose someplace "safe" is code for someplace you'll never look again.

Your best friends assure you that you could run your office if they'd just give you the chance, instead of acknowledging you may be a bit over-confident for 24. (god bless 'em.)

Coffee is never, I repeat, NEVER best the next day. Wash out the pot.

Pinterest is not real life. Pinning it doesn't mean you did it. Or will do it. It's list making with pictures.